I'm Harry and I <3 ass

I have a thing for Germans rn

English/ Welsh

slowly changing theme

1 234


Anonymous asked: Dril is funnier than you

officialunitedstates:

dril is a computer program that takes phrases from the english language and I am an art blog.  you do the math…

officialunitedstates:

hey bee apologists, if you like them so much why don’t you marry them and spend your honeymoon with them in a moon made out of honey

officialunitedstates:

anyone who is pro-bees is incredibly selfish because they’re saying they wouldn’t mind if a bee stung me

officialunitedstates:

you: reads one post about bees being good

you: won’t shut up about me using sniper rifles to eliminate bees

officialunitedstates:

me when I go to an art gallery:  that’s not art

me when I see a shopping cart rolling around in the wind: now thats art

I just had a shower in the dark if that’s not heroic I don’t know what is

jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER