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I'm Harry and I <3 ass

I have a thing for Germans rn

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dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

skyscraper:

visualechoess:

Soaring Above - by: Tony Shi

Shanghai

kenby:

why u lick me

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

beyonrian:

Miss My Purple Hair.